What's New in the Brew???

It's on baby. Like underwear on balls. The one month update like a mofo. I'm surprised this website doesn't delete my little cubby hole of excitement and excrement for lack of interest or information. But it's all good. I'm glad they didn't, cause then the world would be less awesome, And the internet would suck ass. Like that one porn site I came across the other day. And you can take the meaning of "sucking ass" in reference to the porn site as you please. Both definitions would be correct, and the third definition that you may have possibly came up with, that I missed, could be vaguely categorized as correct by nine out of ten English literary Scholars. So in that case, you get a B+, and you pass your English portfolio. Have a beer on me. So what's on JOBNUMBER's skull today??? Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney for the Nintendo DS. This game kicks all sorts of ass. Sure, it requires a lot of reading, but hey, if you're reading this, then you're two steps ahead of the Middle Age Eastern European immigrant that sells authentic Russian coconuts down on the east side from a converted moped. Basically you're a rookie lawyer, whose first assignment is defending your buddy in a murder trial. You're supervised by a busty co-worker in a low top that likes your style. Awesome!!! Ok, so the story is about as complex as a porno movie... but it's actually pretty smart, and pretty intense, even though it's impossible to lose in the game. I recommend it... go and get it.